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smile bones

My smile bones hurt when I eat something cold.
by BardleyMcBeard June 8, 2018
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Thems the bones

A bastardization of the phrase thems the breaks, a phrase meaning "it is what it is".

The phrase is likely inspired by the phrase "roll the bones", meaning to roll dice or generally to gamble, referring to "that's just how the dice land".
"Dang, I dropped my car keys down a sewer grate."
"Well, thems the bones."
by ThisisJacksonMissi March 28, 2022
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bone diddily

Bro, i just smoked two garskis.
Well how u feelin nigga?
Im so bone diddily yall boi
by Chronnie239 May 19, 2010
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comfy bone

When a man is feeling so relaxed he gets an erection.
Woman: "Are you horny? You have quite the boner."
Man: "No, just a comfy bone."
by comfynips November 28, 2012
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Amuse bone

The act of having sex prior to enjoying a large meal; so as to enjoy both acts at the optimal time.
Women: "I made us a reservation to have the 12 course tasting menu at Manresa on Saturday at 830pm."

Man: "Great! Should we plan to Amuse bone beforehand since we'll be tired and full after?"
by TALKTONIGHTROCKS March 3, 2016
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Beige Bone

The term beige bone would be used to describe any mixed Negro-American that is too light to be called a red bone, or a yellow bone. These niggas are literally beige colored. That's you know they a real beige bone.
So basically niggas like Steph Curry.
Sway: "You ain't black bro"
Logic: "I'm bi-racial!"
Sway: "Na nigga you a 'beige bone'."
by Drilzka March 15, 2019
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bone tired

Bone tired is not a synonym for "Very Tired" or "Wiped out." It goes far deeper. Being bone tired is to be so deeply exhausted your bones themselves feel dull and weak. Every cuticle, every fiber of your being be it mental, physical, or emotional want nothing more than the sweet release of lady moon herself. To be bone tired is to see the eyes of eternal slumber and deny it the satisfaction of another morsel. You do not get to the state of bone tired easy, it takes an extreme sadist or an unfortunate insomniac to even crack the surface of what it is to be bone tired.

If you find yourself being under the influence of this dreary mental state just remember that it is temporary, and if absolute worse comes to worse I recommend contacting the sketchiest local vet you can find and acquiring a large dosage of horse tranquilizers. If all else fails a swift but firm blow to the head may do the trick, but this method is unreliable and 'adverse' effects may come as a result.
Two people walk into a room where they encounter a third person deliriously stumbling around.

"Yo you good?" Asks one to the disorientated husk.
"Abagoobah, kreembop ga poopy poopy droopy droppy"
"WTF?" says the second.
"Nah, look at his eyes, he isn't even here rn" says the first.
"Kleip boppop hepg" says the empty shell.
"Dudes BONE tired" says the second as they walk off into the sunset leaving the husk behind.
by elrond420 September 23, 2021
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