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Gargantuan Spunk Barrel

A gargantuan spunk barrel is where a person swallows loads from multiple people in one sitting.
“Luke is a gargantuan spunk barrel, did you see how many loads he swallowed
by iiTzzCozmic January 13, 2024
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Betty Barrel Racer

First of all, they have a crazy ass barrel horse.
a girl who shows up late to the barrel race bc she got Starbucks, blares acdc in her Ford, and posts on insta every time her horse takes a shit bc "it's so cute"

In order to be a betty, u gotta kick ass in the barrel pen. I guarantee you're not as cool as this betty.

PS: Betty's are only into JACKED BADASS GUYS bc they are hot.
"If you dislike this, u are either a buckle bunny or a bull rider"

"Damn that berry barrel racer is hot af"

"Betty barrel racers win every rodeo they enter!!"
by Ej3jwodbrwiasjeosjsjdorj June 4, 2022
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Barrel buddies

This is a form of Barrel buddy , but not to be mistaken as more than one person. Also to allow multiple envisions for the word to be correctly found I made this.

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Josh: are you guys dating or not ?

Michael: Barrel buddies

Josh: OH MY GOD , okay, so she's still free?
by Urban development August 14, 2018
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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The act of giving a female a whiskey enema and corking it with a buttplug to hold in the whiskey effectively aging it like a fine wine until she cannot hold it anymore. She then squats overs your face and pulls out the cork releasing the whiskey like popping the cork on champagne!
Damn, Trevor celebrated being a new father by popping the top on the ol’ West Virginia Whiskey Barrel!
by Unforgiven26726 October 6, 2025
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Double Barrel

When you fuck up in a completely and easily avoidable manner
"The patient was injured severely in a chainsaw juggling competition, he really double barreled it this time"
by BigOleDirtyDirty August 1, 2017
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Potato on the barrel

Potato on the barrel, this gun won't make a sound
by splat1234 November 2, 2023
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