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Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce

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DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS A PARODY
Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste
by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025
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Bando Durante

Bando Durante is the leader and founder of the glorious death cult, Mors Omnibus. He was born in the year 862 in East Francia making him not that old really if you think about it.

Bando Durante used to be a blacksmith (BOOORRIIIINNNNGGG) before he started the amazing cult. He sports beautiful, luscious hair and no flesh whatsoever. Despite his undead nature (which is far far superior than the living 🤢) he is very strong and cool and beautiful.

His hobbies include; knitting, sacrificial killings to strengthen higher powers, origami, reading, torturing the blasphemous and long walks on the beach at sunset.
I just saw Bando Durante in the catacombs, he's so cool!

O em gee!!! So true!!! I love it when he skins the blasphemous alive!!
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Bando

The word Bando in slang usually means abandon house, but it can also mean keeping it 100%
Example, I’m finna keep it all the way a Bando with you
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Bando

The word Bando in slang usually means abandon house, but it can also mean keeping it 100%
Example, I’m finna keep it all the way a Bando with you
by 💰moneyyo🤑 August 14, 2025
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Bajongi

I was horrified to hear about her past as a bajongi.
by TheBestKiller51 August 31, 2025
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Bajongers

I heard the slut downton gave a great bajongers.
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Bando Baby

A bando baby is a young kid raised in a rough environment, specifically the bando/trap. Maybe his parents were trappers/gang members, siblings or other family members. So since a young age they’ve been around that environment so usually start “acting upon it” at a very young age as well
“Dre been selling crack since he was 9, he a bando baby”

“Marcus a bando baby, but he ain’t had no other choice his whole family thuggin”
by Slxng Bxng December 26, 2025
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