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Brandon

Has the biggest head and most crooked
Brandons head is bigger than the godamn ocean
by Vydro October 23, 2020
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Brandon

A quiet stay at home person.Loves the lady’s and potentially kisses guys at random times. A wise young man
Brandon do you and Kanye still go out?
by Brandon.. November 9, 2020
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Brandon time

An annoyingly slow concept of time.
Damn, he be running on Brandon time tho”
by B1ngb0ng November 28, 2020
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Brandon d

Brandon is a tuff white kid that plays three sports and thinks he hard. He goes on his phone all day and is the most goofy ass kid in our grade in williamsville.
Kid: hey Brandon ur pretty funny

Brandon: your gay
Everyone: hahaha

Brandon d is a asshole
Asshole
by Williamsville retards December 13, 2020
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Brandonus

The unofficial word for your friend who is a jerk. He is nice to you but everyone else is "stupid," "trash," or irrelevant.

You often wish you weren't this person's friend. He is really dumb, uses bad grammar, and is female obsessed.

He usually brags (most times, about things he does NOT have.
Look at that Brandonus
by NUKO NEWS December 18, 2020
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Brandonus

The unofficial word for your friend who is a jerk. He is nice to you but everyone else is "stupid," "trash," or irrelevant.

You often wish you weren't this person's friend. He is really dumb, uses bad grammar, and is female obsessed.

He usually brags (most times, about things he does NOT have.
Look at that Brandonus
by NUKO NEWS December 18, 2020
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Brandonology

Science that you can trust is real, Brandonology.

Anything that is said by Brandon, you can trust, it’s Brandonology. You can never be wrong
Oh thats a scientific fact from Brandonology.
by The founding father. January 16, 2021
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