George Bush is going to attack Iraq!!
Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.
Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.
by seymore hineys May 19, 2009
Get the Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War mug.When the "awkward turtle" does not suffice your awkwardly needs, just remove a shoe, and place it in the center of the awkwardness aroma. Thus, relieving all scents of awkwardness.
Someone brought up the topic of marriage, I then proceeded to take off my right shoe, (my awkward shoe) and placed it in the center of the group. It caused the awkwardness to go away. Like magic.
by bolognasamich September 10, 2007
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A coversation between two or more people saying awkward things. Whoever says the most awkward thing wins.
Person 1: Wanna have an Awkward-off?
Person 2: Sure.
Person 1: I made love to your sister last night.
Person 2: Ive gone gay for Justin Bieber.
Person 1: Okay you win.
Person 2: Sure.
Person 1: I made love to your sister last night.
Person 2: Ive gone gay for Justin Bieber.
Person 1: Okay you win.
by Awkward-off time!!! August 13, 2010
Get the Awkward-off mug.When you go on a "romantic" Hawaiian vacation with your ex-fiance who doesn't know you aren't trying to "work things out" in a tropical paradise but are, in fact, moving out as soon as you return home.
Sarah: Heather's on Maui with her ex.
Erin: Isn't she moving out next week?
Sarah: Yes.
Erin: Awkward Aloha!
Erin: Isn't she moving out next week?
Sarah: Yes.
Erin: Awkward Aloha!
by Mean Tricks January 12, 2011
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Get the Awks Cocks mug.A situation in which a girl can feel a guy's phone in his pocket, usually while grinding; however, the "phone" in question is ambiguous.
by ikoons.asil October 21, 2010
Get the Awkward phone mug.An overused word that cannot be said in an American accent without sounding gay or at least very feminine - although that is the case with most words
American dude pronouncing "awkward": A perfect example of why British and Australian people think American men sound like fags
by zldevvo June 24, 2012
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