asshole

Anyone who doesn't do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.

That asshole took my parking space.

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004

assholelistic

ass hole like...like an ass hole.nasty additude.bad disposition.

dude is so assholelistic today.dude is acting like such an asshole today.

by andy puckett March 10, 2008

Asshole-ocity

It is the 2nd stage of bitchassness. It is related to a person that has a negative aura. This disease occurs when people either:
a) have a negative attitude towards you/your actions
b) always have something to say eveytime the see you
c) whenever someone just does the dumbest thing, but the outcome of their actions is negative

You're always running your mouth! Get your bitchassness and asshole-ocity infected ass out of my face!!

by 20Breezy09 May 5, 2009

asshole fun

The positive stimulus derived from provoking the anus with fingers or tongue.

Woman: Want me to suck your dick?

Man: I'd rather you go a bit further down and lick me asshole.

Woman: Oh, you fancy some of the good ol' asshole fun is it?

by Arthur Rimbaud October 8, 2009

assholescence

The annoying period of development between the onset of puberty to being a rationally thinking adult.

Know-It-All 12 year olds are just entering the assholescence stage of their development.

by strumpet vine March 28, 2011

asshoogle

(v) to spit a loogey into someone's asshole to lube it up

Guy: Can I put it in your ass?
Girl: Only if you asshoogle. Otherwise I won't be able to walk in the morning.

by jula88 October 13, 2011

Asshole-ish

When you're being kind of, but not really, an asshole.

Jeez! Temecu sure was asshole-ish in his post!

by Romanceandchains January 23, 2014