Andres

Andres loves cricket
by henos December 16, 2020
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Andres

Andres is like the dude from the most interesting man in the world commercial. He is always dressed to the nines, gets the hottest girl, can build anything, works hard but love to enjoy his beer at the end of the day. Chicks love him guys wanna be him the end!
Andres is cool as fuck!
by Brown_ Eyed Girl November 22, 2021
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Andres

Smart man but he ain't loyal doesn't get every girl he is treated like a dog because his gf got him on a leash but ayy he still a bitch
Omg look at Andres his gf got him on the leash tight
by Andresthecreatorthetruthreveal December 8, 2017
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Andre

A friend who only asks you to come to a party or social gathering when they think you can't come and make up excuses if you say you can come
Person 1:"hay, john just asked me to play video games with him and when i said yes he said he had a headache and that his ears hurt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
by Merlin Xavier June 20, 2021
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Andres

That Spanish boy/man who is very retarded and he loves to play video games and usually talks about video games. He loves his girlfriend very much and will always hug her and trying to cuddle her as much as he can. He wants to give her the conq but NOoooOoOooo thats not until the future!!!!
His girlfriend: Wow! Andres sure has an amazing conq!!!

Everyone else: It is a millimeter peener!!!
by emo.bum.idiot April 16, 2019
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Andre

Gets so much pussy and makes really good disstracks and his friend Braydon wants to fuck Jamie
Andre is a fucking savage
by Fukknibba August 11, 2017
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andres

Sexy ass nigga ong ong. If you give this foo a chance he will treat you like your the only female in the world. But he may not be the best looking. And andres a lil cunkey👅
by Notandresdanielgonzalez November 20, 2023
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