King Albert

A peircing on a mans testicles or "nut sack" or "family jewels"

Me: When we did it i couldn't stop feeling his King Albert!!!
you: SICK!!!
Me: Your Mom's sick!
you:your moms FACE is sick!

by Madame Sexy Alysa September 19, 2006

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alberting

The act of shooting a friend on your porch with a .357 revolver. And/Or the act of killing a friend on a FPS such as Call Of Duty or Halo.

WTF! Stop alberting me!

by flaminmane1620 October 6, 2010

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Albatrolling

The act of going on anonymous chat sites (esp. Omegle) and chatting a single word (esp. Albatross) repetitively to confuse the other person

Albatrolling

You: Albatross
Stranger: wtf?
You: ALBATROSS!
Stranger: ...
You: Albatrololololololol

by The Albatroll June 29, 2011

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Albert Einstein Upper Cut

When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!

They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!

by MXC_KENNYxBLANKENCHIP November 16, 2014

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Alberting

Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.

Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.

by Not Albert April 30, 2015

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