Ash

The whitest of crackers. A typical Ash is the type of person in highschool that is of 18 years of age and tries to get laid by 14 and 15 year old girls in highschool. They also suck at basketball but are exceptionally great at swatting people named Michael. A typical Ash usually uses the term “destroy” to describe what he does to those 15 year old girls.

“I will destroy you,” said Ash.

by MasterOfDefinitionsOfEarth February 15, 2018

ash wiping

when you are wiping your ass from back to front. so all the shit lands on a males ballsack and sits there forever until turned to ashes and fell off. (some people do this btw)

Ash wiper: Dude i hate this toilet paper, i need to switch technique to not have shit on my ballsack

Ass wiper: dude wtf (what the fuck) do you mean?

Ash wiper: i just told you

Ass wiper: How do you wipe your ass

Ash wiper: From ass crack to ballsack

Ass wiper: *ltfno* (laughing their fucking nipples off)

Ash wiper: i am an ash wiper. who is ash wiping.

by z3da October 17, 2019

Dirty ash kaash

Sloppy toppy

Man i got dirty ash kaashed last night

by Hamood bb November 11, 2020

Ash

Ash is awkward. Very awkward. They have low self esteem though are beautiful and kind. They need to believe in them self more. Mostly nice to others, though occasionally have sadistic thoughts. They’re a bit emo and love music. They’re probably bisexual.

Ash told me they hate themselves.

by Sealsarebetterthanpeople November 14, 2020

ash cash

making an e transfer or giving someone money

hey mom.. ash cash me plz

by mar star November 18, 2020

ashes

1.ashes are the remains of a fire.
2. the remains of a cremated person

my freinds ashes were just stolen

by jeffdiamondchin November 20, 2020

Ash

The most cutest,hottest,brave,caring boy there is and loves windex aka some special girl but likes to pretend to be gay to hide the Evidence he likes that beautiful girl and should tell her he likes her she wants to date u ;)

One Pacific person named ash is the cutest guy out there and please stop pretending to be gay i here u and the other 3 talking about u liking me in class

by Hails115 November 20, 2020