A disease contracted by getting sprayed in the face by the milt (or semen) of a yellow perch while removing a hook from it's mouth after catching it. Fishing for perch is not normally a dangerous activity. If you or a friend gets hit in the face with perch milt, you will forever have "Perch AIDS". There is no cure.
"My buddy went fishing today and caught some perch! He also got sprayed in the face by fish cum, so he now has Perch AIDS forever. Poor bastard."
by Hoody802 August 18, 2013
Get the Perch AIDSmug. The outcome of buying this product. Compare to the lemonade Jim Jones served his followers; kiss of death; ultimate buyers remorse. All one has to do is check online for the limitless blogs, forums, and postings from unhappy customers.
OMG! I'm experiencing "Kitchen Aide" syndrome.....I just bought this appliance and it's already died!
I just got off the phone with customer service......and now I feel like dying...I've never felt so totally punked and tea bagged ever! I hate those choads in customer service!
I just got off the phone with customer service......and now I feel like dying...I've never felt so totally punked and tea bagged ever! I hate those choads in customer service!
by KahunaJ November 21, 2010
Get the Kitchen Aidemug. by Youngod277 December 26, 2018
Get the Ass aidsmug. Someone who helps out the Marching Band in every way possible and are not appreciated enough for their hard work.
Person1: Hey, who are they?
Person2: oh! They’re Band-Aids, they help out with a lot!
Person1: you’re lucky to have them huh?
Person2: you have no idea!
Person2: oh! They’re Band-Aids, they help out with a lot!
Person1: you’re lucky to have them huh?
Person2: you have no idea!
by Fandoms.Fries.and.Flute October 17, 2018
Get the Band-Aidmug. An Aids Mobile is a person who decides to walk into ones life and leave them crippled and sickly. Simply by entering a room, an Aids Mobile will bring in quantities of negative energy and instantly decrease the quality of ones day and overall mood.
Girl 1: "Oh god, who invited Amanda to this party?"
Girl 2 "Nobody, that Aids Mobile invited herself, we should go before this party gets any worse.."
Girl 2 "Nobody, that Aids Mobile invited herself, we should go before this party gets any worse.."
by reillywidwid March 22, 2019
Get the Aids Mobilemug. Last night I was watching porn hub and some Ads AIDS pop up about making my penis 6in bigger I had to shut down that window and open another page
by EmJayee October 2, 2017
Get the Ads AIDSmug. A aids disease transmitted via word of mouth.
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The origin of Spider-Aids is currently unknown but major bodies have contributed to the discovery of origin and based off their contributions it seems as though Spider-Aids originated from ancient Greek Maya pyramid tombstones, Patient Zero was a monk dignified in discovering his ancestral graves hidden in the depths of the Pyramid made by those who worship the Greek Goddess. Whilst searching for his ancestor's body, as he opened a tombstone a alleged spider came out from the body's mouth and lynched his web around the Monk, slowing hanging him whilst dragging him into the Tomb with the Ancestor.
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Those who have the disease known as Spider-Aids is the taco at your local gas station and a gay furbee from Toys-R-Us (recently closed)
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The origin of Spider-Aids is currently unknown but major bodies have contributed to the discovery of origin and based off their contributions it seems as though Spider-Aids originated from ancient Greek Maya pyramid tombstones, Patient Zero was a monk dignified in discovering his ancestral graves hidden in the depths of the Pyramid made by those who worship the Greek Goddess. Whilst searching for his ancestor's body, as he opened a tombstone a alleged spider came out from the body's mouth and lynched his web around the Monk, slowing hanging him whilst dragging him into the Tomb with the Ancestor.
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Those who have the disease known as Spider-Aids is the taco at your local gas station and a gay furbee from Toys-R-Us (recently closed)
by Tyrone long dick May 26, 2018
Get the Spider-Aidsmug.