cunt pound

When a girl is sitting on the bed and you get a rolling pin and beat her cunt numerous times before sexual intercourse.

I am going to cunt pound you before I fuck you.

by Fatty Patty-Mandy The mop head June 24, 2016

5 pound

an answer to any sexual inuendo said in a northern english voice "five pounds" can be said whilst rubbing your bended legs . Think it comes from a combination of vic reeves rubbing his legs and mark and lard ex radio 1 DJ saying "5 pounds" ...prolific in the midlands

builder "the scaffolding has been erected"
surveyor "5 pounds" can be whilst rubbing legs

by blagnbone April 17, 2008

500 pound activity

Basically every action associated with fat gamer weebs, often used to refer to stereotypical things this category of people do daily.

-Bob just posted something about 2D women being Better than 3D women, what does that even mean?

-forget about it, that's 500 pound activity.

by Ducko13 December 31, 2021

Covid-19 Pounds

The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.

When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.

My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.

by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020

among 250 pound

The great philosopher, Joe Namath noted "when you make your living among 250 pound weightlifters who aren't playing with a full deck, you WILL learn to get along with others!

At linebacker you are among 250 pound weightlifters!

by I, Wreckerrr June 18, 2021

One Pound Johnny

a.) A male sex partner who ejaculates after a single thrust.

b.) A British brand of mail-order condoms.

Alice was hoping that their session would at least last more than a minute, but Alan turned out to be a one pound Johnny.

by Johnny Panic September 11, 2012

Big Boy Pound

AWESOME-NESS THROUGH YOUR HANDS, INSTEAD OF HIGH-FIVING.. WE BIG BOY POUND .

'DUDE, THAT WAS SO SICK!'
'Big boy pound?'
'BIG BOY POUND!'
*bump knuckles together*

by CASSANDRA HIEBERT October 6, 2010