Pig Knees

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.

"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."

by Dan Collette October 25, 2017

corporate pig

a greedy person, generally an investor or a rich person. it usually hints that a person's greed is going to end up in a huge disaster.

"just shut up you corporate pig"

by Yaku sama March 1, 2022

Pig Willie

A ne'er do well, a benefit cheat who drinks and bets all day

Look, there goes Pig Willie, off to the bookies again

by Kissifur July 19, 2006

pig brain

When a person loses rational thought because they are overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.

He was barely able to breathe, struggling to sit up against the onset of a severe food coma and blamed pig brain taking over as he reached for another box of donuts instead.

by Analytico April 7, 2023

pig candy

Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.

"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"

by KnoxvilleDancer February 6, 2010

Pig Fucker

See David Cameron

Brexit was caused because a Pig Fucker called for a vote

by EwanMcGod January 31, 2020

Porkey Pig

Right after you preform a Alabama Hot Pocket you have sex with the shit-in vagina. You vulgerley thrust your penis in your own shit while it is inside your partners Vagina.

Oh man that was a nice shit in your vagina, lets Porkey Pig it now!

by devotron9000 May 8, 2009