Weed Bandit

(noun). A habitual pot mooch who is conveniently present when one is about to smoke the chronic.

" I can't believe I put another nug in the mailbox for that weed bandit Neal Bennett"

by Lynner November 11, 2008

Creeper Weed

An amazing type of weed. It takes a few minutes before you feel it...but once it happens it's like you were hit by a train...of highness.

Person 1 - I feel like I'm going to pass out.
Person 2 - That's because you smoked some creeper weed!!

by Green_hen October 16, 2009

weed nap

The most obvious of all naps. When you come home from work, take a phat 4-D bong hit, and conk-out somewhere comfy.

Dude, what day is it? I just got up from my weed nap.

by MC BallSac March 13, 2006

The Weed Fairy

A mythological creature who flies around the world leaving weed in the old coat pockets and secret hiding spots of pot headseverywhere.

Dude! I was desperately needing a tokebut my stash was dry. I searched the house high and low and I even tried scraping the residue from the inside of the bud buster, but all of that had been smoked long ago. I was about to walk over to my dealer's house and beg, borrow or sell my soul for a joint. I put on my coat and as I checked my pockets for my keys I found that the weed fairy had left me a surprise!

by odinsraven13 January 5, 2008

Pizza Weed

Some green shit they put on your 5 dollar hot and ready at Little Caesars. That Makes it taste so much better, and it's FREE!!!! Mostly got by people that smoke to much weed, so they aren't afraid to ask for it.

Dude 1 "I'm going to little Caesars anyone want anything"
Dude 2 "Ya large Sausage with pizza weed"
Dude 1 "What?"
Dude 2 "They'll know what you mean"

by Deputy Danny December 10, 2010

Weed Hangover

The morning after a huge smoke session where you wake up after sleeping for twelve hours and feel groggy and lazy. The sheets are extra warm and theres really no point in getting out of bed. This is a bad thing if you have work or school the next day

Me and my bros bryan and drew smoked a one ounce blunt. I went to bed and woke up twelve hours later, and had slept through work. What a terrible weed hangover!

by John Longcock November 19, 2007

Weed Eater

A vegan.

Why would you buy a $200 Weed Eater man? Just use one of the organic, living ones. Sure, it will complain about having it's ears pulled like a starter cord, but they will still get up the weeds just as good as a gas powered Weed Eater.

by WeeW MooM February 28, 2020