lost teen

A teen who makes bad decisions. (drinking, smoking, etc.)

Kylie is always drinking. She's such a lost teen.

by Harrietlonging September 24, 2017

teen dick energy

When someone gives the vibe that they don’t do any foreplay in bed and instead go straight to penetration

Boy: has gym pictures with sunglasses on his Tinder profile

Girl: He’s giving teen dick energy

by paco susman jr May 05, 2023

Phallus-teen

Palestinian youth, in reference to the demographic structure and phallic shape of the Gaza strip.

From the cry-me-a-river to the seethe, Phallus-teen will REEEEE.

by j637man February 03, 2024

Gary teen

The way the imbecile @Squares on iFunny spells “guarantee”

I Gary teen that guy is homo

by yummy_thick April 16, 2019

Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 05, 2023

BFDIA TEEN

a bfdia episode coming in march of 2025

What bfdia 18 be called when it coms out in march odf 2025 called BFDIA TEEN

by pnmnmorshshttkork February 08, 2025

Trashed Teens

A group on Buzznet that isn't as 'scene' as it sounds. They do weekly photo tasks.

"Hey, have you been on Trashed Teens lately?" "Yer, I just put up my post there."

by trashedgirl October 03, 2009