bag the goose

My girlfriend is on the rag, so I guess I will just bag the goose.
by sebmr2 May 10, 2010
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Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.
Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
by Oceaninto January 06, 2017
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Thread the Goose

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.
I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.
by JHBEL October 05, 2021
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open goose

When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth
the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!
by bigbootyjudygal June 29, 2020
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cola goose

a 60's expression to describe yourself or someone else as happy, cool or content.
Jack: "Hey dude howz it goin"
Sam: " I'm a cola goose man"
by kanerockgod April 14, 2009
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goose porn

When a female let's a goose eat her out
I can't wait to go home and watch goose porn
by Dick sweat on my wrist June 19, 2018
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Goose kiss

She gave him a delicate goose kiss, he enjoyed this
by Tinker83 May 22, 2014
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