Bible

the best fanfic ever

i read the bible every day for the entertainment

by T_T Kill_meNow June 11, 2022

Bible

A book that explains how to sexually abuse a child and get away with it.

Can you pass me the Bible. I’m gonna need it this Sunday.

by JesusChrist/God January 17, 2023

bible

like "i swear to God"

helga: omg i shit my pants.
martina: omg. bible?
helga: bible frrrr

by poopypeepee69696969696969 January 24, 2022

The Bible

1. A work of ancient middle eastern fairytales.
2. The Britney Spears Album also called Blackout.

Person A: I read the bible today
Person B: Omg I love that album
Person A: ?????

by Underwater Basket Weaving October 13, 2022

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

Bible Guys

if u love club penguin and pizza join the bible guys.

hey join the bible guys

by THE BIBLE GUYS April 25, 2019

none of these words are in the Bible

refers to a catchphrase used on Twitter and Tumblr that labels instances of slang overload, highlighting their modern nature and reiterating that none of the words used would be in the Bible. Although the phrase has been used as a rebuttal to religious arguments as early as 2010, it wasn't used in abundance within memes until mid-2021.

"Binance buying FTX???

CZ figuratively liquidated SBF."

- man, none of these words are in the Bible.

by iwna November 8, 2022