beached crocodile

A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.

After eating that #9 from Taco Bell, I went home and dropped a beached crocodile.

by thabob November 23, 2011

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beach fleas

when one has sex on the beach and gets crabs

dude i went to the beach with that anuh chick and got beach fleas yo

by the bobbeh August 23, 2011

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Beaching The Dinghy

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.

He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.

by Natterbot June 28, 2023

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The Beach Effect

A feeling of total looseness, relaxation, and clarity only achieved by being on the beach.

The Beach Effect

by TBE. March 10, 2019

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Night Beach

Going to the beach at night to more than likely have sex with a person of the opposite sex.

Lloyd: "Im Going to Night Beach"

Leon: "congrats your about to get laid"

by Clean Blind Blunt July 25, 2018

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The lapse in perception that makes girls appear sexier on the beach. It’s a combination of the little clothing, sunlight and other aspects of the environment that make them appear at least one/two points (out of ten) more attractive.

I met an Indian chick on the beach in Mexico and I thought she looked good. When we met up later that night to hang out she dropped from a 6 to a 4. Must have been the beach effect.

by nonamericanwomenonly September 13, 2022

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