David
1. A male (normally a douche-dag) that makes plans and cancels at the last minute
2. A run of the mill d-bag
Old usage:
1. Long haired white boy
Slang:
Pulling a David
To make plans and cancel after having a friend drive across town
1. A male (normally a douche-dag) that makes plans and cancels at the last minute
2. A run of the mill d-bag
Old usage:
1. Long haired white boy
Slang:
Pulling a David
To make plans and cancel after having a friend drive across town
James: Why did you pull a David and never show up to the bar
Hitler: Whoa bro, there was a family emergency, I can't believe you would think I would do that. I have my days but I'm not a David
Hitler: Whoa bro, there was a family emergency, I can't believe you would think I would do that. I have my days but I'm not a David
by notmyrealname.mpeg September 4, 2014
Get the davidmug. Man, David is such a hoe.
Yeah, but he's a great person.
I didn't say he wasn't lol, I just said he was a hoe.
Yeah, but he's a great person.
I didn't say he wasn't lol, I just said he was a hoe.
by theultimategay April 22, 2018
Get the Davidmug. very unfunny, and he's very skinny and not thicccccccc with 555 c's, his jokes are actually ass the end
by Kevin A. Is Hot March 7, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A wonderful husband, an awesome dad, a great uncle, a happy grandfather, and a story teller. He loves to make people laugh, though is not always subtle about it. He is racist and he knows it. If you are around him, you just have to either deal, turn the other way, or roll with it. He has Blue eyes, dark brown hair, glasses and is 6'2". He has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person. Everyone who meets David loves him! He is so fun to be around and I am always finding myself thinking about him. He is sweet, thoughtful, generous and respectful to all people and he has a beautiful singing voice too. He knows how to cheer a girl up when they are having a bad day, can make you laugh at everything, is serious but also can be wild and crazy, always wants what is best for the people he cares about most, gets along with almost everyone, is not afraid to be himself. He is the sweetest man you will ever meet, you'll love him to pieces as soon as you meet him. He is very skilled in everything he does.
Adult. Hi
Kid. My dad told me not to talk to strangers.
Adult. Oh really? What's his name?
Kid. David. and he'll KICK YOUR BUTT IF U LAY A FINGER ON ME!!! so don't touch me.
Kid. My dad told me not to talk to strangers.
Adult. Oh really? What's his name?
Kid. David. and he'll KICK YOUR BUTT IF U LAY A FINGER ON ME!!! so don't touch me.
by purplemonkey200321 March 1, 2018
Get the Davidmug. a fucking pug who is gay and shows off his cock to other people. He doesn't wear underwear and has a hole in his pants where you can see his dick clearly.
Person 1: DAVID
*David ignores*
*David ignores*
by denzel_washington April 6, 2020
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Get the Davidmug. by Thegirlwhojustexists April 1, 2019
Get the Davidmug.