sloppy mommy

A mother that had so many children her vaginal lips hang down to the floor.

The Sloppy mommy left snail tracks while walking across the Linoleum floor.

by Slik Tom December 10, 2008

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Sloppy Snorlax

Utilizing Ones Stomach In A Wave-Like Motion To Wet Mates Vaginal Cavity. Also Used In Dry Humping.

He Put The Thump On Her Using His Legendary, Rarely Seen Sloppy Snorlax.

by The Sloppy Snorlax July 26, 2009

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A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.

I heard you gave your girlfriend a sloppy joe... and AIDs.

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

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sloppy burrito

a sloppy burrito usually takes place on a hot summer's day, when you're girl gets mud butt/swamp ass. you two decide to do anal and when you pull out and see the mess she's left on your dick, you proceed to strike her across the face with it.

"dude, i had to give kathy a sloppy burrito yesterday."

"that's why i won't do anal until winter. "

by thatwhiteevo January 28, 2013

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sloppy knuckle

to put peanut butter on your knuckle, insert it into a woman's anus, lick it out with your tongue and put it back in the peanut butter container.

Also known as: p-b poop, the washington carver anus lick, the tasty sunrise, the sloppy sunset, gas sandwich, penis butter sunday, the lippy skippy tongue tongue, ghetto moutnwash, sloppy cosby.

Example 1: Sam, instead of a hamster for Christmas, I'd like you to give me a sloppy knuckle.

Example 2: Mom, I think Dad left a sloopy knuckle in the peanut butter again.

by The Real Tay-tay November 7, 2010

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