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snot

(verb) when snot unexpectedly flies out of your nose
your joke was so funny i snotted.
by bigheadwoo February 17, 2019
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Abarta Snot Dragon

When you "hack" snot into your girls mouth then shove your cock down her throat, causing snot to rocket out of her nostrils.
"Hey girl, would you be down to try the Abarta Snot Dragon?"
by jlanger926 October 18, 2022
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Scooby Snot

When you’re about to cum in her mouth and you hit her with the “rehehehehe” when she’s not expecting it and she blows it out of her nose.
by derrikson September 19, 2022
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snot swab

Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020
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snot lol

when you laugh through your nose and snot comes out.

People usually try to cover it up but everyones can see and hear a snot lol.....
*dude...did you just snot lol at my joke?*
by Jazbob January 16, 2011
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Crotch Snot

The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.
After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.
by Alexander Lord January 17, 2022
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Snot Yo-yo

A slimy, viscous string of nose cheese, the consistency of craft glue or thick maple syrup, that has a pleasantly elastic quality to it, allowing you to bounce it up and down from the end of your finger like a yo-yo. Best experienced only with close friends and family, not suitable for parties or somber gatherings.
This cold has me knocked out, but at least I got some good snot yo-yos to show for it.
by Charlie77 October 11, 2018
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