Urban dick

Someone who tries for years to get their definition added and never gets one approved

Hey:one nut did your definition get approved
No: you dumb choad. Tried using my tripod as an enticement but the rectal

Editors are busy on Uranus or to busy masterbating than adding good material.

Hopefully one urban dick will get my stuff listed.

by Sukon medick May 29, 2025

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Urban dick

(Noun) Someone who abuses and vandalizes this site with crude, childish, or hateful "definitions" which are in reality nothing but insults thrown from the safety of Internet anonymity.

It's sad how urbandictionary.com is being ruined by urban dicks. I downvote them as much as i can.

by The Phantom Logophile May 21, 2019

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Urban Sleuthing

The act of picking up a used condom you’ve found on the street and pushing the semen into your mouth and ingesting it.

Urban Sleuthing

Sky was walking to the Silverdale hotel after a busy game of cricket for something to refresh her.

She found a used condoms outside and picked it up and began Urban Sluething (Ingesting the contents).

Urban Sluething can describe one of more condoms with semen in being digested.

by SilverdaleSucker June 24, 2025

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Urban Triggered

Being triggered by a definition someone wrote and giving it a thumbs down just because it hurt your feelings

P1:HOW DARE SOMEONE WRITE THIS!
P2:Looks like someone is Urban Triggered.

by PHTM_Dragon October 26, 2017

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Urban Dictionary Author

Unfunny rascals badly adorning net dormitories in cringey, torturous, iotas of neurological acidity racking your attention under tremendous hordes of regret.

That joke took way too much for what it’s worth. I guess the real Urban Dictionary Author was the me i made along the way.

by Lil Holland October 09, 2023

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