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Urban Dick

A person who uses urbandictionary not to inform people the meanings of slang and otherwise unofficial terms and words, but to insult a group of people, respond to a definition (good or bad response, this is still not a chat room), and often completely leave out a definition and merely voice their opinion on the word in question.
Here are a few urban dicks who have gotten enough thumbs up to be on the front page of their respective words.

Texting

Dumbest shit ever, just call asshole.

(Where's the definition?)

George Bush

he president who staged the first preemptive strike in the history of the United States of America using the sole justification that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.

Later, when no wmds were found, he fiddled with terror alerts, implied connections between Iraq and 9/11, changed the definition of the word "liberation" to "invasion", and generally deceived the American people.

George Bush constantly encourages misconceptions about the war on Iraq and John Kerry, possibly because he does not understand these things himself.

If you disagree, tell me, why DID we go to war with Iraq? Don't just say why we should have gone, or what makes sense to you (i.e. Saddam Houssein was a dictator, find out exactly what George Bush told us.

(this isn't a political discussion, and I don't know how you expect us to tell you anything over urban dictionary)

Scene Kid

typical "scene" girl:

-choppy hair
-usually black
-septum ring
-has a myspace with pictures of her from crazy angles with a TUFF face on because shes so hardxcore
-goes to local shows all the time
-belongs to a livejournal community called "cuntxcore" or "gungunbangbang" or "murderscene". because anything involving guns, or bang, or murder, or glamour, electric, shock, lust, or cunt, is cool in her book
-often says things like "SUP NIGZ" or "KTHXBAI" or "I HATE YOU KDIE" or "IM COOLER THAN YOU K" or "SUP IM RAD" on their myspace profile
-loves dinosaurs and robots and little girl bows and headbands because its just the way things are in the scene. dont ask them why all of them happen to find all of these things suddenly attractive, because they dont know themselves, its just what TOTALLY SCENExCORE people do.

usually theyre just obnoxious bitches who put on this "scener than thou" attitude and hate everyone else, kthxbai lol.

(this isn't Xanga)

IT'S URBAN DIC-TION-AR-Y.
by Rural Tom October 14, 2008
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Pencil Dick

A DICK THAT IS SMALL AND THIN, LIKE A PENCIL USED TO WRITE GOLF SCORES DOWN
ALEX DORIO HAS A PENCIL DICK: CORRECTION A GOLF PENCIL DICK. HE TOLD ME SO AS HE TRIED TO GET ME TO SCREW HIM.
by SDS006 January 4, 2011
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Dick Flick

I found a stack of dick flicks in my dad's closet
by TimThomas March 13, 2009
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dick check

When you check your balls for an odor by rubbing your nutts/penis then smelling your fingers. usually done before a date, before oral sex, or during the day when you wore the same draws and just flipped em inside out.
She gave me that seductive look while walking by my office...so i did a quick dick check it checked out so i went on to make my move.
by Keovani® October 25, 2007
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Deep Dick

A stroke used to keep her mind and body on you; regardless of time: distance: or circumstance.
When he said he had control of her mind and body by giving her that deep dick she hated to admit it but she knew he had a point. Instead she replied "Nah. Too far between visits for that."
by Choo Soul August 23, 2008
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Dick tickle

The act of tickling a man's penis.
Usually done by women, some men do it too.
Man last night i was hanging out with Hannah she gave me a great dick tickle.
by Tom cruise(JESES) January 7, 2009
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glitter dick

A guy who fancies themselves larger than life and thinks they are a celebrity amongst their peers, and a legend in their own mind. He who dresses obnoxiously to be noticed by anyone and everyone.
"Oh my god you guys, Sean was showing me all of the pictures he took of ONLY himself for his myspace page- there must have been at least 35 of them, what a fuckin glitter dick."
by martinigurl January 15, 2008
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