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Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022
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hung like a herdis

When youre really hungry, or have a large penis
ayo hannah, im hung like a herdis, i NEED to go home in the weekend
by big daddy hung March 28, 2023
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i like soup

by Elras September 27, 2020
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Lyin' like a sack of rugs

When someone is obviously lying in a lazy way.

The person is not trying their best to hide their lie.
Amy is lyin' like a sack of rugs.

Amy lied like a sack of rugs when she said the sky wasn't blue.
by quirckyteen November 6, 2023
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get you a mans like this

A phrase someone says when a man does something polite or charming. It means to get a respectful boyfriend like the guy you are referencing is to his girlfriend.
Jenna: Hey Charlie, can you go get me some more water?

Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!
by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 30, 2020
mugGet the get you a mans like thismug.

like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.
Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.
by D C King March 19, 2008
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Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them
Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
mugGet the Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like themmug.

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