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Shit-Dick

A dick that has recently bin in a mans anal passage and not been cleaned...
Lloyd Cremer has a shit-dick from Chris Co.
by Domulas and mathias June 6, 2003
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Pencil Dick

A DICK THAT IS SMALL AND THIN, LIKE A PENCIL USED TO WRITE GOLF SCORES DOWN
ALEX DORIO HAS A PENCIL DICK: CORRECTION A GOLF PENCIL DICK. HE TOLD ME SO AS HE TRIED TO GET ME TO SCREW HIM.
by SDS006 January 4, 2011
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Dick Flick

I found a stack of dick flicks in my dad's closet
by TimThomas March 13, 2009
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dick check

When you check your balls for an odor by rubbing your nutts/penis then smelling your fingers. usually done before a date, before oral sex, or during the day when you wore the same draws and just flipped em inside out.
She gave me that seductive look while walking by my office...so i did a quick dick check it checked out so i went on to make my move.
by Keovani® October 25, 2007
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Deep Dick

A stroke used to keep her mind and body on you; regardless of time: distance: or circumstance.
When he said he had control of her mind and body by giving her that deep dick she hated to admit it but she knew he had a point. Instead she replied "Nah. Too far between visits for that."
by Choo Soul August 23, 2008
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Dick tickle

The act of tickling a man's penis.
Usually done by women, some men do it too.
Man last night i was hanging out with Hannah she gave me a great dick tickle.
by Tom cruise(JESES) January 7, 2009
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glitter dick

A guy who fancies themselves larger than life and thinks they are a celebrity amongst their peers, and a legend in their own mind. He who dresses obnoxiously to be noticed by anyone and everyone.
"Oh my god you guys, Sean was showing me all of the pictures he took of ONLY himself for his myspace page- there must have been at least 35 of them, what a fuckin glitter dick."
by martinigurl January 15, 2008
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