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Cheese Loser 

Someone who loses the cheese and is upset about it whether it be over a competition, game or simply losing the cheese that they left in the top shelf on the fridge
Cheese loser:

"DAMMIT I LOST IT!! I LOST IT ALL!!!"
Friend:
Jesus christ Carl you just lost UNO, don't be such a cheese loserπŸ˜’
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Cheeseburger irony 

When the leaders of most violent regime in modern history are shocked, appalled, and act in abhorration towards political violence.
Neil rolled his eyes at the cheeseburger irony, as his representative commented on a recent controversy.
Cheeseburger irony by LoramF June 7, 2025

cheese picking

leaving ur smega pile up and pick it
i did a bit of cheese picking last night

cheese wollowing

Eddie was cheese wollowing by the fridge.

Cheese-Locking 

the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.
β€œYo Jerry, wanna cheese-lock?”
β€œI would heavily dig cheese-locking with you Tom!”
Cheese-Locking by allahmommy July 10, 2025

Cheese Bubber 

A Cheese Bubber is the ultimate Bubber Used in the building of the Great wall of China.
Bro: Cheese Bubber's are goated my chigga
You : Fr my nigga
Cheese Bubber by BigDRandy!!! July 21, 2025

Cheese String 

Sticks of cheese that can to be peeled into strings. Usually mozzarella. Can refer to the cheese stick either in its entirety, or to the strings that are peeled from said stick.
No one calls it β€œcheese string”. Everyone calls it string cheese.

But what if you can literally peel the cheese into strings?

No. No one calls it cheese string.
Cheese String by Stashish July 22, 2025