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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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Magic Time

When your boss/manager asks you to make time on the weekend to get a head start on work
"Let's find some magic time to make to finish up this project early"
by crazymgmtconsulting February 27, 2022
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Bestie Time is the Best Time

Bestie time is the Best Time is a phrase that we use to describe a time when we are gonna be seeing our besties!
by JIMMY JOHN JOE JIM BOP February 28, 2022
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tummy time for that cat

Times 1:00-1:10 PM, 7:00-7:10 PM, and 10:20-10:30 PM. During that time you need to squish your cat’s tummy.
by catsarefat February 28, 2022
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Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.
I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.
by RomanFoam March 1, 2022
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Worst Rappers of all Time

In no particular order, these rappers have no talent and aren't skilled at all. They shouldn't even be called rappers, they are not rap. They're pop.
Worst Rappers of all Time:

Soulja Boy,
Iggy Azalea,
Justin Bieber,
Dan Reynolds,
Migos,
Ja Rule,
Hopsin,
NF,
Kevin Federline,
Ed Sheeran,
Vanilla Ice,
MC Hammer,
Ying Yang Twins,
The Eastside Boyz,
Lil Jon,
Lil Wyte,
D4L,
Dem Franchise Boyz,
Hurricane Chris,
Chingy,
J-Kwon,
Rick Ross (so called fake "Officer"),
Young Jeezy,
Cardi B (way too overrated for a trash rapper plus a Nicki Minaj wannabe),
Gudda Gudda (horrible Young Money rapper),
Future,
Puff Daddy (another overrated ass rapper plus very hypocritical and steals from Biggie),
Young Thug,
Lil Uzi Vert,
Playboi Carti,
21 Savage,
E-40 (not from 90s),
Cam'ron,
Kodak Black,
YoungBoy Never Broke Again,
Young Dolph,
Moneybagg Yo,
John Cena (stick to wrestling),
Tony Yayo (worst G-Unit member),
Juelz Santana,
Yung Joc,
Chief Keef,
Gucci Mane,
Trinidad James,
Lil Pump,
Pitbull,
Flo Rida,
Jason Derulo,
Birdman (sorry but Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Drake, and Tyga always carry him),
Lil Twist (yet another terrible rapper from Young Money, plus ripoff of Drake and Tyga),
Macklemore (not Ryan Lewis),
Chance The Rapper (2019-onwards),
Tom MacDonald (clown who thinks he knows everything about politics),
And any South rap group other than OutKast.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022
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shiesty time

Referring to a time of intimacy of some sort.
Yeah I took her back to my place and it was abundantly clear that it was in fact shiesty time.
by Kewlkidlrb March 7, 2022
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