stalker time

Delusional warped perception of time exhibited by stalkers and stalking ex's

When was the last time you saw your 'common law wife'?

Okay it's been a while but...

Thst sounds like stalker time. It's been 35 years.

Oh, has it really been that long. It doesn't feel that long.

by Modern Women January 3, 2026

Slobbering Time

Kink where rocks are shoved up a man/woman's anus while they make out

"Come here ya big goofball! Its slobbering time!"

by BigBeaner28 January 9, 2026

Q Time

Short for Queue Time. The time which you and your others decide to finally hop on something. For some, this time is a rarity, and for others it's quite ubiquitous. A cohesive Q time will make you feel powerful, while a bleak Q time will leave you feeling like you pibby glitched.

Jamal: Yall Ready For Some Q Time?
Samir: Sorry man, I have to go take my dog out...
Kevin: I'm Gooning, Maybe Later.
Jamal: Why Does Everyone Hate To Q!?

by goonerism January 16, 2026

steele'ing time

When you run in and out of offices high on the nicotine gum.

by CB May 22, 2003

all da time

every time, each happening of cwazys

You so cwazy all da time!

by halfp1nt69 September 27, 2007

datey pruney figgey time

A time when two people enter a relationship

"Are you two having datey pruney figgey time?"

by Frandia August 21, 2008

chicken mask time

a synonym for getting so drunk you'll black out.

"tonight it is chicken mask time bitches"

by chickenmaskbandit November 6, 2009