Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

monkey business

a black owned business

“ i would really like to shop there. that’s a monkey business “

by lilstankstank October 13, 2022

Swall Monkey

A Belfast term for someone who drinks a lot

"Here lad look at the hack of yer man he is so steaming!"
"Aye he's a f**king Swall Monkey!"

by Kronusvirus February 24, 2020

Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.

“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”

by Skronx July 5, 2021

monkey

used to name other people for annoyance

Nickrye your such a monkey!

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Monkey

In finance, a Monkey is British slang for 500 pounds sterling. The term monkey came from soldiers returning from India, where the 500 rupee note had a picture of a monkey on it. They used the term monkey for 500 rupees and on returning to England the saying was converted for sterling to mean £500.

Just lost a monkey in poker.

by Jazjax10 January 20, 2019

monkey bird

Someone who knows they have HIV, and they fly around giving it to other people.

" that dirty little monkey bird"

by Flintown April 22, 2014