Penis

An object attached to the male body that ejects semen and urine. They all come in different shapes, sizes, and colors.

When a man gets into the shower, the first thing he "bathes" is his penis.

by Tsakri16 October 15, 2017

Penis

3 inches is good enough

“You have such a small penis”, the woman said. “The boys didn’t think so”, he responded

by Canyon34 February 19, 2021

Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016

Penis patty

Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)

(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes”
(Boy 3) “yes please”

by Penis patty June 4, 2020

penis

what i ride 24/7

Guy: yo dude look at his penis!
Me: i know bro, i rode it yesterday
Guy: what the fuck

by alexanders6996 January 1, 2024

penis rad

Something fucking awesome

Dan: man that was so penis rad

Jah: thanks man

by Rapidnut May 30, 2019

Penis

The sexual organ ment to excrete urine and release sperm in the form of cum.

Person 1: I have a small Penis
Person 2: cool.

by Urmomgaylol12345 May 5, 2018