golden retard

A Golden Retriever with a lack of intelligence, just cuteness no brain.

"Holy crap your Golden Retriever is such a Golden Retard."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."

by OOOOMSVSKSKSVGWUWOAUBWNWKQKALA December 1, 2022

Dogmatically Retarded

An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.

Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.

by Barrack Hussein Obamna December 6, 2022

Golden Retriever

A partner who knows how to not further damage you.

"I don't need a therapist, I'm dating a golden retriever."1

by Veebop December 6, 2022

Insanely Retarded

The mf who nicolas cage played in the first National Treasure (Ben Gates) .
Because the mf turned down $1 billion from the FBI for the treasure find

Damn Nigga you must be "Insanely Retarded" to turn that offer down

by Giga Nigga January 1, 2023

Hoe Retito Twiu

it means when you hoe cant stop listening to racial jokes and jazz music and she twerks while doing all of this .

THATS A HOE RETITO TWIU

Dayumn you got a HOE RETITO TWIU

by NUT CRACKER 69 January 16, 2023

Golden Retriever

Someone who is typically called Luc. Not only do they have a personality of a golden retriever but also pees like one.

And shits.

In BUSHES

Luc: "I really needed to pee should I just golden retriever it?"

by C<3L4EVA January 18, 2023

Intentional retard

Acting braindead by choice, without having a mental disability

Josh: Is this guy mentally disabled?
Billy: Nah, I think he's just an intentional retard

by StreakRes February 4, 2023