Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.

My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.

by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 23, 2021

penis

mine is big

wow big penis

by COOON_boy June 17, 2021

Parmesan Penis

When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese

I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis

by stinkywhitedick September 28, 2015

gonzales penis

It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you

Oh god please no a Gonzales penis

by Gonzales knows November 15, 2020

Penis

A dance used by native Americans to express their sexual attractions towards each other. The penis is also a part of the body. The part of the body is incorporated into the dance by touching another dancers mouth hole in a pleasurable way.

That dance he was doing was a penis

by Absolutely Humongous Cashew May 24, 2019

penis

penis? the thing i jerk off to grandmas.

i just jacked off my big penis

by zalismommy July 24, 2022

torpedo penis

when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo

cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"

by The Sasageyo Cunt October 12, 2021