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Wow Yours is small
Person 1: Wow big Is your penis man
Person 2: itโ€™s very small
by Socks_are_cool October 11, 2021
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torpedo penis

when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo
cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"
by The Sasageyo Cunt October 12, 2021
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Penis

Yo Girl got one of those. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
Man that penis is more deadly than 9/11
by Not Kelogish October 14, 2021
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redbull penis

I love redbull penis, and normal penis
by tin is gay October 15, 2021
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Penis

Something that is small.

Wait a minute. They are all small, right? Itโ€™s not just mine is it?
Me: *reveals penis*
Girl (shocked): โ€œThatโ€™s hella small. Lol.โ€
by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021
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Penis

The "Thing that goes into a girls pussy"
The penis is going so smoothly in to my hairy pussy daddy
by not a 9 year old October 18, 2021
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Penis

Guy: she shouldn't wear that shirt her tits are too big

Girl: stop thinking with ur penis and use what little brain u have
by Gingers_r_leprechauns October 19, 2021
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