A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
Get the iPad Kidmug. Averages 2lbs of beef topped with 2 cans of tuna wrapped in one tortilla a day in order to get absolutely yoked with 100% gains. 100% muscle, -10% body fat…. Usually hits in order of fist-elbow. With deadly force.
by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025
Get the kid tunamug. by noice. December 5, 2020
Get the National Bot Kid Daymug. by slaverys March 15, 2024
Get the cord kidmug. That one kid in school who wears a peacoat and flat cap of some sort. They are usually shady characters and are quiet but pretty chill if you know them. Don't ever mess with their friends or you'll find a group of them waiting around a corner for you. They always tend to be Irish or Arab.
Bailey: You seen that guy Benjamin? He's a peacoat kid.
Jason: Yeah, he looks like he'd ambush me after dark and shoot me to death with a revolver or something fancy like that.
Jason: Yeah, he looks like he'd ambush me after dark and shoot me to death with a revolver or something fancy like that.
by AgentAsexual February 7, 2023
Get the Peacoat kidmug. by GreenAliensForLife May 1, 2020
Get the Kidmug. Used by children who don't want people to think they are kids. This word usually is used my children who are arrogant.
by Haha, no January 16, 2019
Get the Kidmug.