Gripping (with big monkey penis fingers) a cup or any drinking receptacle like a monkey. In short ... holding a cup like you would hold your shaft if you were hung like a Zanzibar teadybear.
by Nice one Roy! April 30, 2025
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Most effective in cemeteries.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022
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by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021
Get the Monkey mug.Something someone says when they think you’re so cool, while they are stupid and annoying themselves
by lololol612 July 16, 2024
Get the Autistic Monkey mug.1.) Someone who constantly worries or is anxious all the time
2.) They fidget a lot
3.) They're not very confident or like to put other people down
2.) They fidget a lot
3.) They're not very confident or like to put other people down
by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009
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Those georgian and polish cliff monkeys keep beating everyone in wrestling school. Primitive nuts, I miss when a good Anglo Saxon man could win in this sport.
by Necrozma Beam April 28, 2025
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