men in black holes 

a cheap porno movie that is a spoof of men in black and features gay black men.

man, i was renting porno movies and came across Men in BLack Holes! YUCk!

men in black holes by kiaser from california January 1, 2005

men in black 

A sarcastic title for ministers of some Mennonite churches. They wear dark suits sans ties and $30 black shoes, and have carefully combed and gelled hair and neatly trimmed beards They have a habit of driving around in minivans and checking in on all the good little Mennonites, to make sure they don't have radios hidden in their cars or TV sets in the closet. And if, heaven forbid, they find a harmonica or a camera stashed away somewhere, they will excommunicate you and cut you off from God and His Most Holy One True Church to burn in hell for eternity, 'cuz you're "worldly."

Mennonite friend: Hey, listen, can you keep all my CDs and shit for the weekend? We're having the Men in Black over for Sunday dinner.

Me: Sure, no problem man.

Mennonite friend: Thanks. I'd hate to be excommunicated and burn in hell if they found my stuff.

men in black by eX-Menno December 16, 2007

Singapore Black Friday 

An imported American sales event that lures budget-conscious Singaporeans to move beyond window shopping into buying crap they don’t need at discounted prices, which could serve as some kind of stress therapy for overworked or unhappy workers.

From Halloween to Valentine’s Day to Singapore Black Friday, local businesses never fail to leverage on the attractions of foreign festivals, holidays, or events to profiteer from gullible citizens.

Singapore Black Friday by MathPlus April 20, 2018

Jacob Black 

Werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He is in love with Bella Swan. Bella is in love with Edward Cullen (a vampire) and Jacob at the same time.

He's outgoing, fun, hot... Bella thinks of him as her own personal sun.

However cool Jake may be, he and bella are not meant to be together!!! In the 4th book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, Jacob inprints (basically, falls in love with out of destiny, not choice) with Bella and Edward's daughter Renesmee. So obviously Bella and Edward were always meant to be, because if they hadn't gotten together, then Jacob would not have found his true soul mate!

Bella Swan: I always thought of you that way, as my own personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely.

Jacob Black: Yeah, but I'm no match for an eclipse.

(In this case, Edward Cullen is the eclipse he speaks of :D)

Jacob Black by SaraaaaIsYoBabysDaddeh October 25, 2008

chewy black bum spider 

a nugget of poo with pubes stuck in it that is discovered whilst going down on someone.

dave: dude i went down on this girl i met at the bar last night
gerald: good times?
dave: no way when i came up i realised i had something in my teeth..
gerald: what was it?
dave: a chewy black bum spider.

chewy black bum spider by munkybutt March 15, 2008

Around black 

One of many conversational mistakes make by a caucasian when speaking, or in this case giving directions, to an african american when secretly in fear of his life.

Hey, thanks guys for the order. To pick that up, just pull around black.

Around black by 'roun black May 9, 2011

Paint It, Black 

An awesome song by The Rolling Stones.

Unfortunately, it was put on Guitar Hero 3, and now a whole bunch of idiots are running around in Rolling Stones T's calling themselves fans because of one song.

Person 1: OMGzzz! i LIKE l0v3 PAINT IT BLACK by The Rolling Stones! its SO EMO!!!!!!one Teyre mah fav band EVAR!!!!!!!1
Person 2: Is Paint It, Black the only song you know by them?
Person 1: Uv CORSE not! i also knw... um...
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: um,,,
Person 2: Exactly.

Paint It, Black by Lucio Soph September 10, 2010