Butt Nut

When he fucks you, and you find yourself on the toilet pushing his cum out of you. Specifically, cum with little crumbs of shit

Sorry babe, I took forever in the bathroom wiping butt nut off of myself. Let's cuddle <3

by WeaveEater May 25, 2023

Twat Nut

When you jizz in a girl's twat, and all the jizz that's left behind.

Just had a twat nut inside Jessica, and now it's all hot and sticky up in there...

by DingoIna November 22, 2011

nut taco

A vagina full of ejaculate, similar to a cream pie

She wanted me to eat the nut taco after I came

by Cancelthatbitch November 30, 2017

krunk nuts

A rib jabbing term of endearment for a friend who is normally smooth but this time, not so much.

She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.

by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018

Stuck Nut Shuffle

When you non-chalantly bend/spread your legs while in deep conversation to unstick your nuts that are sticking to your inner thigh.

I just did the stuck nut shuffle while I was talking to that hot girl over there and she thought I was doing yoga poses.

by Bogu7883 February 27, 2021

Nut Puppet

Noun
A more extreme version of Fuck Buddy. Similar to Cum Dumpster. A Nut Puppet is someone you have sex with, but have no interest or regard for their needs.

"Was that your girl that was just here?"
"Hell nah! That was just a Nut Puppet."

by kissmyasthma48 August 26, 2018

Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.

Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”

by GoodRep May 3, 2022