fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.

"you want me to go talk to those losers? fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

by kdrrrgs August 18, 2008

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give me your load

To ejaculate on the other partner

Ohhh!baby! Give me your load

by Will Walter Mullen May 29, 2016

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Pound-Me-Into-Ash Prison

The censored form of the phrase "Pound-Me-in-the-Ass Prison" from the edited TV version of Office Space.

"We aren't going to Minimum-Security-White-Collar-Resort Prison, no. We're going to Federal Pound-Me-Into-Ash Prison."

by jpolakowski August 21, 2007

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you got me hooked

defenition:
"You got me hooked" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is marriage material.

Synonym: im all yours, i want your dick, im in love, be with me forever.

Omg netflix and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick... you got me hooked

by King-Dingaling317 April 8, 2016

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Better you than me

used to say that you are happy because somebody has to do something hard, boring. another way of saying is
rather you than me .(ban hay hon toi roi,ban gioi hon toi roi.)

A: I am going to paint the ouside of the house this weekend.
B: better you than me - that is a big job.

by MichaeltranUSA November 1, 2017

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"...and then he spilled his soda all over me, he didn't give me any gas money even though I drove him all the way to Boston, and he didn't even kiss me goodnight!"
"Oh come on, flip me like a flapjack."
"Well, okay, he did pay for my dinner, and the soda was probably an accident. And I did offer to drive him to Boston."

by bambi1234567 May 29, 2009

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