eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred

UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.

by secisfun January 26, 2021

Fanny like a carrier bag

A way to describe the fanny of a girl who has lots of sex

Johnny: I’d shag her
James: Nah she has a fanny like a carrier bag

by Suckyourdad February 3, 2021

Wherever the bag beans

A girl named Vivian has a huge obsession over a hot guy named Alex;).

Alex: “Hey, do you think I should poop?”
Vivian: “Wherever the bag beans”

by Ilovevivian69 March 21, 2021

Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

the sexual act of when 2 partners perform the 69 position, and when partner on top defecates on the bottom partner’s face

Sorry Brendan, i’ll be late tonight, i have to have another shower as the missus just gave me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

by MilfPatrol67 April 22, 2021

Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

When two sexual partners engage in 69, the person on top then shits on the person underneath’s face

Sorry, i will be late tonight i must have another shower as my wife just gave me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

Oh my, you seem to be turtle necking, do you want to stop or would you like to give me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag?

by MilfPatrol67 April 22, 2021

meat in a bag

meat in a bag is dried meat, often beef jerky, put in a plastic ziplock bag and eaten by a 14 year old girl. meat in a bag can be also thrown in a bush.

1. "hey guys i have meat in a bag today."
2. 'hey can have some meat in a bag?"
3. "you are meat in a bag."

by louseinbag May 11, 2021

flavored trash bag

The action of dipping your unwashed testicles in any kind of ice cream syrup and teabagging someone

"I'm gonna give you a flavored trash bag if you don't watch your mouth."

by The Man With The Rod May 18, 2021