A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.
Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.
by Dassh September 08, 2004
Offering poor recompense for employment leads to employing poor staff who will deliver poor results.
Your teams customer service ability is pathetic!
Well you can hardly expect any better with the budget you gave me, you pay peanuts you get monkeys.
Well you can hardly expect any better with the budget you gave me, you pay peanuts you get monkeys.
by nznegativeions July 13, 2011
Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
by Person (: August 20, 2010
Words yet to be uttered by the true master, but currently are shared with enjoyment between memers.
The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.
The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.
Person 1: ‘Oh, I always get yummy demerits!
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.
by .Mega October 19, 2019
The Quote/Reason Why Sheldon Cooper Doesn’t Hold Open Doors For People.
If You Hold A Door For Someone And They Rob You.
If You Hold A Door For Someone And They Rob You.
by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018
Person 1: So I stole my sons birthday money and honestly dont feel bad about it..
Person 2: Oh my god, where do you get off?
Person 1: I usually take exit 9.
Person 2: Ah I see, okay what were you saying about your stupid son?
Person 2: Oh my god, where do you get off?
Person 1: I usually take exit 9.
Person 2: Ah I see, okay what were you saying about your stupid son?
by ButterTheMob November 13, 2019
Having clear vision of a unavoidable and bad decision on the horizon and agreeing to wait for the catastrophe rather than rush it.
"When grandma finds out I'm living with a woman shes gonna know I'm a lesbian, but I'll burn that bridge when I get there"
by luckylittleme June 19, 2009