Color Me Impressed

When you are being dumb and somebody really sarcastically points it out

Me: Hey Kelsey, we landed safely, but we will try our best not to survive flight #2!
Kelsey: Color me impressed!

by Calebseaman97 May 3, 2019

let me run a visa

When you are purchasing drugs on credit and not paying with cash

Hey fam let me run a visa for that eighth

by Tommy Spoonz Chicago May 22, 2018

well fuck me running

Showing aggrivation with a person or event.

"He wants me to have that done by tomorrow?", "Well fuck me running!"

by Boilermakerjoel September 2, 2003

thug life chose me

Often used at the end of the world-famous phrase.

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."

or

"I didn't choose the thug lyfe, the thug lyfe chose me."

Meaning; when one does something badass as a "joke" or a "serious thing". They were too much of a thug that the "thug life" chose them.

*2cool4skool kid makes fun of the teacher out loud, gets sent out of class*

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me." , said the school kid.

by Ihavenolifelmfao February 16, 2014

Fuck me daddy, please

When you want your daddy to fuck you so hard your vagina falls off

Rose got fucked by bill while walking to nandos saying 'fuck me daddy, please'

by billy1237 February 2, 2016

Leave me , in your mother.

Almost the same as "Go fuc* yourself".

1.Him: Arnold do you wanne join my cruise ?
Arnold: Go fuc* yourself.

2.Him: Arnold do you wanne join me ?
Arnold : Leave me , in your mother .

by israeli August 13, 2005

y'all don't know me

A way of tellin them not to front cuz they don't know shit about u, know what im sayin?

Aw bitch you best believe I ain't no whore!! Y'all don't know me! Y'all don't know me!

by dododo March 2, 2003