One time

I worked in south central L.A. in the late 80s. The drug dealers would give some of the local kids money to stand on the corner to watch for the police. If a patrol car turned off of Central on to one of the side streets the kids would yell out "one time or two times" depending on how many patrol cars were coming. More than one coming usually meant somebody was going to get jammed up. The youth grew up hearing the police referred to as "one time." It was common for the local youth to greet law enforcement with the phrase, "what's up one time." It wasn't meant or taken derogatory. Just part of the culture.

"What's up one time!"

by 10-15 December 17, 2025

What time was rehearsal?

When you know someone is lying so you ask them, “what time was rehearsal”

John says “I’m a pig,” but Will knows he’s lying so he says, “what time was rehearsal?”

by Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk December 17, 2025

Mirror Time

When guys at the gym, pass the mirrors frequently,and flex and pose

Every time this clown at the gym ,gets off a machine,he always gets in some Mirror Time right away

by HDLVR December 18, 2025

Hammer Time

Having bad feet. Usually consist of corns, bunions and rough, sand papery, caliouses.

Man shes beautiful and her body is nice but I couldn't go through because she had that hammer time.

by The real Wig Pusha January 2, 2026

Great Time-A Day

A surprise of sorts wether good or bad, mostly good

Her top falls off and he says “Greeeaat Time-A Day!” Hence Great time-a day but real country like

by Peekaboooooo January 2, 2026

stalker time

Delusional warped perception of time exhibited by stalkers and stalking ex's

When was the last time you saw your 'common law wife'?

Okay it's been a while but...

Thst sounds like stalker time. It's been 35 years.

Oh, has it really been that long. It doesn't feel that long.

by Modern Women January 3, 2026

Slobbering Time

Kink where rocks are shoved up a man/woman's anus while they make out

"Come here ya big goofball! Its slobbering time!"

by BigBeaner28 January 9, 2026