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your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it
your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.
by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022
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Penis Flu

Combination of , semen , feces, and snot like a textured stomach, chunky, potent, pungent, smelling like substance that irrupt out of the volcano, like penis shaft , causing the penis, head to hang open. It is caused from anal, anal, anal sex usually it during German potato salad night and buck fucking after dinner or taco night pack in the tip of the penis with sauerkraut and digested potato salad material from the rectum from the animal plans remain soft and throw up every half an hour until all the sauerkraut is thrown up out of the penis May be used on hot dogs .
I’m doing a welfare check at the house hold of Rick and Cheryl I noticed that Ricks penis look like a volcano and it was vomiting from the tip, all over in the room with sauerkraut .. the penis flu Cheryl yelled he has the penis flu
by FkErrrrBODY13 June 4, 2023
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penis denial

When a man thinks his penis is smaller than it is.
Man: I have a small Penis
Woman: You’ have penis denial
by feme123 November 16, 2017
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Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.
by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017
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Penis

by Fuckhardfuckwell December 19, 2017
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penis

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by yee yee🤠 January 12, 2020
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Penis

A man’s genitals which can be laughed at if it’s small
by JimmySeggsToyMissing January 22, 2021
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