Penis

The things all boys think are fin to play with
The big big dangler

wanna play with my penis

sure

you like it .. Wait why is it hard
wanna put it up my pussy
lets try it

by im just like that May 16, 2022

frogs penis

Small round circle thing that u stick into another frogs mouth

I went to the park and seen a frogs penis in another frog's mouth.

by Ggfrog May 6, 2018

Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.

Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021

Penis

The thing everyone loves to suck on

Oh is love to suck on a penis

by ur mom licks me at night May 25, 2022

Penis

A male body organ or a person who resembles a male body organ.

Girl: Damn dude you have a penis but you also are a penis!
Boy: Oh that's messed up.

by Donaldturniptop May 15, 2024

cantalo penis

When you mean to write cantaloupe and it autocorrects so you look it up on urban dictionary and it doesn’t exist so you add it to the list.

Cantalo penis is up to one’s imagination. What does it mean to you? It’s filled with opportunity. It NEEDS to be here

Cantelo penis: is a typo of cantaloupe

Imagine this:
you are in a heated text-debate about which melon is superior. You make a claim about the Cantaloupe.
"Cantaloupe is the worst!" is what you meant. "Cantalo penis” the worst!" is what came out.

by Spikeballlovers69 August 3, 2023

Penis

a penis

i got a penis

by p3n155 October 1, 2019