Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More!

The Quote/Reason Why Sheldon Cooper Doesn’t Hold Open Doors For People.
If You Hold A Door For Someone And They Rob You.

Lenard:HEY,HEY Hold The Door!
Sheldon:Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More!
Lenard:OI,WAIT COME BACK!

by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018

Where do you get off

A question asked to determine which exit someone takes when "getting off" the interstate.

Person 1: So I stole my sons birthday money and honestly dont feel bad about it..

Person 2: Oh my god, where do you get off?

Person 1: I usually take exit 9.

Person 2: Ah I see, okay what were you saying about your stupid son?

by ButterTheMob November 13, 2019

I'll burn that bridge when I get there

Having clear vision of a unavoidable and bad decision on the horizon and agreeing to wait for the catastrophe rather than rush it.

"When grandma finds out I'm living with a woman shes gonna know I'm a lesbian, but I'll burn that bridge when I get there"

by luckylittleme June 18, 2009

drop down and get ya eagle on

to drop down and suck a males penis

Aye yo, dat shorty from da club dropped down and got her eagle on all night. georgia dome

by Lee-Lee June 22, 2005

national get your dick sucked day

If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to

Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.

"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"

by Racer XXX March 23, 2022

Get Your Thumb Out of Your Ass

...And help, you lazy fuck!

Getting your thumb out of your ass means to stop wasting time doing nothing when you've got shit to do.

"Ugh, I hate English. It's so boring!"
"Yeah, well this is a Group Project, so you're not the only one one whose neck is on the line. So get your thumb out of your ass and help, you lazy fuck!"

by A Lazy Fuck May 1, 2010