cum

cum is many things, but to me, its coke and rum as one drink

"Hey, you need a drink? What do you want?"
- "I'll one cum shot!"
"Alright, one cum shot coming right at ya."

by urfavho3 March 2, 2023

Cum and vinegar

Usually a male who is unusually horny or oversexed. Sexually overactive

He masturbates often. Yes, the poor guy is full of cum and vinegar.

by Legend3000 March 5, 2021

Cum Bros

Two (or more) friends who have masturbated to the same video, picture, or media.

Ray and Dick jerked it to the same porn video. They're Cum Bros.

by Putson November 19, 2020

Cum Snog

A post fellatio jizz kiss before saying thanks and goodbye.

that was a fantastic blow job shall we have a cum snog before before I get the bus home?

by bogbonker December 21, 2017

Cummings

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.

- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.

John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"

by DominicCummins May 25, 2020

Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

Cum Dumpster

A female with ambiguous moral values who were born on or after the year 1984. Cum Dumpsters are women and teenagers who allow their pussy or minge (UK or England) to be reamed and creampied in so much that causes a dystopian manifest of teenage and unwanted pregnancy of a biblical proportion that creates a pandemic of unwanted children. This beginning of the end is a new chapter of a male dominant sociopathic society similar to the book and movie called 1984.

Did you hear, Lisa got her minge torn up so much that she now smells just like a cum dumpster!

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022