by Goat123. June 14, 2022
Get the Monkey mug.An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.
Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.
by MPL1969 May 23, 2022
Get the Northern Monkey Pox mug.Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
Get the Monkey pumping mug.When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022
Get the Monkey Miami Ball Crusher mug.by Crazy whiteboy October 10, 2023
Get the anal dwelling research butt monkey mug.Monkey balls is a term that is used to mock people of the LGBTQ+ community and the Dream SMP fandom when talking to cosplayers on Omegle. the slang 'monkey balls' consists of two words, monkey, meaning a small to medium-sized primate that typically has a long tail, most kinds of which live in trees in tropical countries. and balls meaning testicles. This is often used when DanganRonpa cosplayers are being suspicious.
person a:
''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:
''monkey balls, monkey balls!''
''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:
''monkey balls, monkey balls!''
by dicknballs606 March 23, 2022
Get the Monkey balls mug.1.) Someone who constantly worries or is anxious all the time
2.) They fidget a lot
3.) They're not very confident or like to put other people down
2.) They fidget a lot
3.) They're not very confident or like to put other people down
by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009
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