roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining

Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night

by alfredhopper March 23, 2022

red

the funny sus word from among us laughing crying emoji laughing crying emoji laughing crying emoji

Cyan: who killed pink?
Green: red because red sus!!!!!!!! XDDDDD

by justleafy2003 October 4, 2021

red eye stinger

When you forget to wipe your ass or don't wipe good enough and your ass totally gets really red and burns like a motherfucker.

1. Bro I didn't wipe good enough and now I totally got a mean red eye stinger.

2. Damn bro I'm trying to go be a fucking idiot but this red eye stinger hurts when I walk!

by McAssNigga July 1, 2016

Red Hour

Definition: When multiple Horde guilds on Grobbulus-US proclaim a day will be marked to purge Alliance leaders as a boast of power, then they get wiped on Prophet Velenn when 1 Alliance raid group finds them in Exodar.

Horde Raid Leader: "Todays the day of Red Hour! We'll kill the Alliance Leaders and scare them from ever attacking us! Revenge for Baine Bloodhoof!"
Horde Guildies: "YEAAAH"
*Arrives to Exodar after learning the Alliance raid is already in Stormwind, fight Velenn then get wiped when the Alliance raid ports into Exodar. The aftermath results in a Mommy-Daughter RP experience so embarrasing that a Horde guild posted it onto YouTube and made a temporary truce with the Alliance guilds to link the YouTube video.*

by TheFourOfVis July 20, 2025

Red pill movement

A group of terminally online virgins that like to blame women for their problems. They also huff a strain of copium that makes themselves feel like they're "too good" for the women that rejected them even though that's straight up false. Typically filled with those who call themselves "alpha males" yet they have zero social skills and usually get roasted by the women they invite onto their podcasts. By this same logic the smaller your cock is and the more rejections you get from women, the more respected you are in this utterly pathetic movement. There's also members like sneako who think it makes you a "man" to get cucked and watch your girlfriend do it with another dude. Go ahead and downvote this you pathetic virgins IDGAF.

Bro imagine watching the fresh and fit podcast and thinking they're cool.. bunch of sobs from the red pill movement. They literally cry to their fans after getting roasted by the people they started an argument with.

by Suckmytoes_77 July 3, 2025

red

the color of your blood

roses are red violets are blue

by youfuckingcunttbh April 15, 2017

Red

The color of your face, dick, and hands after masturbating too much.

I love the color red.

by clicktheredbutton.com November 9, 2017