by LJ teacher February 16, 2016
To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.
Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.
by ducksRpeople2 August 18, 2011
If someone tells you to "Get your head out of your ass," it means that you have to start paying more attention to what's going on around you. It could also mean that you have to stop being so consumed with yourself, and your own well being, stop being so conceited.
John: I am so good at painting, I must be like Michelangelo!
Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!
Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)
Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!
Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!
Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)
Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!
by cowboymatt1 October 24, 2014
The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019
by erikson July 15, 2006
A combination of "I'll cross that bridge when I get to it." and the old addage, "don't burn your bridges". Meaning that you haven't yet arrived at a life obstacle, but you're sure you'll mess it up when you do.
"Hey man, did you figure out how to break the news to Kim that she's got herpes?"
"Nah, I'll burn that bridge when I get to it."
"Nah, I'll burn that bridge when I get to it."
by fiest April 16, 2010
When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 01, 2020