Light Switch Friends 

Light switch friends is what you call a friend that you are friends with for a while then you aren't and then you are again. Repeating in an order similar to a light switch.

Jay: Are we friends?
Me: We're just light switch friends.

Light Switch Friends by Milla5 March 13, 2022

Don't name your friends

A rule that about 40% of the people in this website ignore

Rule: Don't name your friends

Person: how about I do anyway?

Don't name your friends by givememyfuckinglasagna April 2, 2022

Casper The Friendly Ghost 

When you have sex in the dark with a girl that thinks you're a different person but you aren't aware she mistook you until after the deed is done.

"How'd you lose your virginity?"
"Oh, I pulled a Casper The Friendly Ghost, once I realized she mistook me for someone else I got the hell out of there!"

Casper The Friendly Ghost by ssjlayne May 4, 2022

The Three Friends and Jerry

The Three Friends and Jerry -
Cartoon about a kid Jerry is the new kid in town who does not fit with any of his classmates. This show follows his best attempts to join the 'Three Friends' - Thomas, Eric, and their leader Frank - who do not want him to be part of their group but still let him hang out with them. The friends are often joined by three of their girl classmates: Linda, Mimmi, and Tess.

In the U.S., the show aired from 1998 until 2001 on the Fox Family Channel.in 2005, the show's distributor, HIT Entertainment, partnered to launch the PBS Kids Sprout channel. The Three Friends and Jerry
In Canada, the show aired on YTV

in Australia, it aired on Nickelodeon. It also aired on NCRV in the Netherlands,[12

The three friends and jerry

show is like

A kid friendly version of south park,
Expect where kenny McCormick was always being killed off , jerry was always being beat up or punished for something he didn't do.

It use to come on the fox family channel in the late 90s and early 2000s.

The Three Friends and Jerry by Blu_leef November 29, 2022

Power of Friendship 

The most bullshit plot device in most media. Somehow give the protagonist a boost of power to defeat the antagonist.

Hero: By the power of friendship, I overcome great evil!
Villain: Wtf is he on?

Power of Friendship by Shitposter31 January 22, 2023

I've never seen two pretty best friends 

Never have never will.

i've never seen two pretty best friends bro. One of them always gotta be ugly.

I've never seen two pretty best friends by never ever seen them November 23, 2020

fried feline 

1. a cat who habitually chews on wires.
2. a cat who has been electrically shocked from habitually chewing on wires.

person 1: "my cat plays with plugged christmas lights like yarn balls. Soon he's gonna be a fried feline."
person 2: "At least then we won't have to cook a turkey..."

fried feline by annelise247 November 20, 2007