Double Bench Warmer

When you have two lines of cocaine on each of a girl’s ass cheeks, and you do one line, then get some on your tongue and then eat her ass so her asshole gets numb. Then, you finish the other line on the other ass cheek and by then her ass will be numb for anal.

“Yo bro, this girl is gonna let me do the double bench warmer on her. This is definitely an item crossed off the bucket list.”

by c1ay_4tw March 7, 2024

Double WombaWomba

When someone uses something they are better at against you.

You: They used that Double WombaWomba on my ass
Them: I'm just the best at COD, aren't I?

by SomeUnholyWhoreMan March 12, 2024

double burrito

This is when two dicks are in the mouth at the same time

We had a double burrito with Tom and Ellie last night, this girl can blow!

by notsofasthoney March 17, 2024

double blank

A domino without any white spots, I.e. a person with very dark skin.

Sheila's new boyfriend Leroy , he's a double blank.

by Hamster73 March 22, 2024

Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.

Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo

by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024

Double WombaWomba

To get hurt (physically and/or emotionally)

I hit bro with Double WombaWomba

by SomeUnholyWhoreMan March 26, 2024

Double Whammy Friday

Double whammy friday is an unofficial internet holiday / meme that began around 2015 or so.

It happens when two sub-holidays align on the same date, which only happens every several years, not every year. So when it does happen, its a big meme.

1) free use friday: happens 11 to 14 on the days of October, depending on year. it happens on the second friday of october

2) 14th of october

when these align, you have to do both challenges.

Double Whammy Friday is happening this year.

by dimitrigucci March 27, 2024