krunk nuts

A rib jabbing term of endearment for a friend who is normally smooth but this time, not so much.

She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.

by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018

Nut Puppet

Noun
A more extreme version of Fuck Buddy. Similar to Cum Dumpster. A Nut Puppet is someone you have sex with, but have no interest or regard for their needs.

"Was that your girl that was just here?"
"Hell nah! That was just a Nut Puppet."

by kissmyasthma48 August 26, 2018

nut taco

A vagina full of ejaculate, similar to a cream pie

She wanted me to eat the nut taco after I came

by Cancelthatbitch November 30, 2017

Nut squash

When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something

My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

Post Nut Rhythm

(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.

"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"

by johnny legbreaker August 14, 2024

Edible Nut

When you take an edible and get so high, that when you cum, you almost pass out

Last night I got high with my wife, when she sucked me off I had an edible nut.

by Funnydad69 August 11, 2022

Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by Danno July 14, 2018